is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
(Source: yuckier)
how do snakes pee
the dont pee, they pisssssssssssssss.
omG
(Source: toddhewit)
i wish chickens could mate after theyve been fried so like they could have babies and i could have more fried chicken
I’m so done with this website like who fucking thinks of this? no.
um its called using ur imagination bc not all of us r uptight bitchholes
what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you
you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse
(Source: burqalicious)
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today
I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me
(Source: hungarian)
