is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
how do snakes pee
the dont pee, they pisssssssssssssss.
i wish chickens could mate after theyve been fried so like they could have babies and i could have more fried chicken
I’m so done with this website like who fucking thinks of this? no.
um its called using ur imagination bc not all of us r uptight bitchholes
what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you
you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today